His Mother's Son

Why on earth is the news media giving space to that tedious little bore? Why must we be insulted by articles quoting this twittish son of a famous man? Who among us really wants to be made aware of his insubstantial musings, his uninformed intellect-lite opinions? Let alone be confronted with his quasi-modest admissions of born-to-greatness reluctance?

Justin Trudeau, give it a rest. Go home to your nice little wife, adore her and get on with life. Your private life. Kindly do not continue to inflict yourself on an obviously reluctant public. You needn't grow into the name you were born with. It's abundantly obvious you already have; it's all there to be seen. You may continue to feel weighted down with your lot in life, if you so please, simply cease and desist from weighing us down with your considered opinion.

It seems, alas, you have inherited little from your father's vaunted intellect. It is your obvious misfortune to have inherited a tad fewer genes from him than from your mother, so given to public hysterics, a thespian born. Your puerile need for public attention so closely reflects your mother's - that truly is a great pity. Learn to live with it while being aware of it, and do your best to override those truly stupid impulses.

Do something with your life beyond irritating the hell out of Canadians, some of whom recall your father with pride and affection; others who most definitely do not. We have moved on. Time for you to also.